It seems that China has figured out how to make a zoo interesting... feed live animals to the lions. And not just little rabbits and mice mind you, but oxen and horses! SWEET! You can even buy live birds to feed to the animals! I would buy a yearly pass for this family fun gore fest. Who says only capitalism inspires great ideas?
In animal story number two it seems the Easter Bunny was a little grumpy and was charged with two counts of harrasment for threating people in the mall. Maybe he was having a bad hare day.
My idea? Combine these two issues and let's have a zoo that feeds the Easter bunny to lions! We'll feed Santa to polar bears and the Tooth Fairy to some carnivorous beavers (ahh the irony.) So e-mail me if you'd like to invest. Let's show the commies how Americans lead the world!
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