Thursday, April 17, 2008

Those who forget the past...

So Christy Lee Cook is out. Well, she should have seen it coming. She was in the bottom 3, I think, all but 1 week which should have led her to the tactic all past hot babes have taken when they realize they aren't going to go very far on talent alone... start peeling off clothes.
Yes, Christy took the high road and left her clothes on and it cost her. Past contestents like Haley and Mcphee and Pickler were able to hang on weeks further than they should have by learning the fine art of a month long striptease.
Kudos to Christy for not taking that route. Let's hope, as she drops into obscurity, the lightbulb dosn't go on and she ends up on the net or some men's magazine. Let's also hope David Archeletta doesn't think this strategy will help him.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Not So Sexy Anymore Are Ya?

The once invulnerable Australian accent which could make Olivian Newton John a star, get at least two Crocadile Dundee movies made, sell average beer, make crappy 80's bands successful, and steal women away from those much more deserving has taken a huge hit. Kiss your dominance goodbye, Australian accent!
Micahel Johns, of American Idol, seemed a shoe in to win because all the women I know (that would be about 3) just tripped over the accent regardless of his wannabe talent, has been booted. He's is gone. HA! Take that Australia.
Throw Micahel on the barbie!

Monday, April 14, 2008

Rocky Mountain High

Well, we're settled in in Colorado. Someone here said, "The only reason people from Michigan say they would never want to live anywhere else is if they have never been anywhere else." So in honor of that comment here are ways Michigan is better than Colorado...
  • The snow last 6 months not just 6 hours.
  • The high humidity.
  • Don't have to worry about new people moving in because of the job market.
  • Don't have to worry about sunburn.
  • You find you really miss urban blight.
  • State pride is overated.
  • You can't beat sking at Mt. Brighton.
  • Mosquitos.
  • Indoor living.
  • Bigger opportunities to "invest" financially in my state.
  • Obese people.
  • The Lions. Need I say more?

Man, I miss Michigan.