Political Stuff

Okay, so Kucinich at the Democratic debate said he's seen a UFO. Then Richardson says the government hasn't come clean on Roswell. Now, I can react one of two ways. Chalk this up to the substance of Democratic canidates and mock them till they are forgotten (Kucinich said Jimmy Carter also saw one. I'm not sure how that is supposed to make him seem more competent). OR I can say, "Holy crap there are major political figures who take this stuff seriously" and call Fox Mulder. Speaking of aliens...

Hillary got beaten up by all the big boys. But, the funniest thing said about her was earlier in the week when Rommney said that she has never been in charge of anything... never been a state or national official, never run a buisness, never headed a department... but the finishing move was when he followed it up by saying, "The last thing we need in the White House is an intern."
HA! It almost makes me willing to vote for him.

More Stories that should go Together

Arnold Schwarzenegger in a recent interview with GQ when asked about legalizing marijuana: "That is not a drug. It's a leaf. My drug was pumping iron, trust me."

John Edwards in a recent interview pledged to start a government-funded public higher education program called "College for Everyone."

If Schwarzenegger is right, what the heck is John Edwards smoking?

Stories that Should Go Together

Nude Sleepwalkers and 'Purple' Boy Found Near Death In Halloween Spider Web. If we would put up Halloween Spider Webs in the areas they are having trouble with Nude Sleepwalkers I think we could make a lot of people happy.

The News

Sure, Russia is resuming building new nuclear weapons. Sure, George has uttered the phrase"World War III". Let's follow Good Morning America's lead and not waste time on the stupid stuff let's get right to the news that should be getting our attention...
What's up with Ellen's dog?
Things I've learned from the Ellen's dog story:

• Dogs and cats don't get along.


• All of my dogs throughout my entire life have been abused. Who knew dogs weren't supposed to be in a household with children under 14?


• 5 weeks is more than enough time for your personal trainer to have acclimated your puppy and gotten it to act like a person.


• You should see your hairdresser everyday.


• You can break federal laws and still be a President or Congressman but pet adoption contracts are air tight.


• Lesbians with cats should not be allowed to adopt dogs.


• Never EVER watch the Ellen Degeneres show.


• Why should we be worried about World War III if we haven't solved major problems first? Like the problem of cats and dogs not getting along. Where do the canidates stand on this important issue?

Hmmm...

Haven't blog for a while, too busy, so I'm skipping Time Waster Tuesday and going straight too important news...

The Vatican is saying this is John Paul II coming back with a message...

They are so wrong! Don't be fooled this is actually a prank by Mister Mxyzptlk!

Look at the profile folks! Huh? Huh?

Thank you very much. Come again.

Well, not only is everyone leaving Michigan due to the economic situation. Not only has our lovely Gov and House decided the answer is raising taxes on unemployed people. Not only was the highlighted quote of the recent Republican Debate outside Detroit... "I was kinda worried to come here. I thought there might be some kind of debate tax." But now, the Michigan Democratic party has decided to move up their primary vote to January 15th against National Democratic Rules. As a result all the major Democractic nominees have stated they won't be coming to Michigan for any visits or campaigning. You know your state is in trouble when even politicians aren't willing to come.
Last one out turn out the lights. Good thing we didn't vote in that rotten Republican buisnessman that ran, we could've really been in trouble!

Time Waster Tuesday

Another link from the Jr. TICS...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLn45-7Pn2Y

Ann Coulter is Cool

I've been trying to figure out Ann Coulter for a longtime. Is she serious? Is she tongue in cheek? Is she just playing the rabid right for cash? I think I've got it. She blogs out loud. Most of us do a blog off the top of our head, write it down, and people expect it to be stupid, mindless, and when we do have a thought it's realized it shouldn't be taken to seriously. The goal is to get as many people as possible to take a look and maybe even leave a reply. Ann just does this constantly outloud.

A couple recent quotes:
"If we took away women's right to vote, we'd never have to worry about another Democrat president. It's kind of a pipe dream, it's a personal fantasy of mine, but I don't think it's going to happen. And it is a good way of making the point that women are voting so stupidly, at least single women."
And on global warming as a religion:
"Because we can't prove them wrong for a thousand years, and I think the other thing about it is, it goes back to Chesterton’s statement: that when people stop believing in God, the problem isn't that they believe in nothing, it's that they'll believe anything. And that's what you constantly see with people who don't believe in God: They're always imitating the most ridiculous, primitive religions. And it is like a primitive religion, thinking if we just change these lightbulbs, we can change the temperature of the ocean. It's the craziest thing! Even primitive people wouldn't believe something that silly."

I think she's cool. But for the life of me I don't know why.

More New Season 10 Word Reviews

Bionic Woman: I hate to say it... it's pretty good. Needs Sasquatch.
Reaper: WATCH THIS SHOW! WATCH THIS SHOW! GO NOW! DO IT!
Pushing Daisy's: It feels like Edward Scissorhands with a little Disney atmosphere.
The War (PBS): Ken Burns is just great. Makes others memories seem yours.

Time Waster Tuesday (On Wednesday)

Found this list and seeing as it matches two of my obssesions, comics and politics, I couldn't pass it up.

Hillary Clinton = She-Hulk
Trained as a lawyer, can kick pretty much any guy's butt, marriage to Man-Wolf was probably a mistake.
Mike Gravel = Wolverine
Intense, outdoorsy misanthrope from the Great White North with little memory of his past -- possibly insane.
John McCain = Phoenix
You keep thinking the witch is gone for good, but, guess what, you're wrong again.
John Edwards = Robin/Nightwing
Kinda just worked better as a sidekick.
Fred Thompson = Onslaught
The payoff totally wasn't worth all the hype.
Joe Biden = Beast
Can't keep his mouth shut, ineffectual leader -- has kinda weird hair.
Duncan Hunter = Aquaman
Bottom-dweller.
Bill Richardson = Captain Planet
A good idea in theory, but there's just something lame about him.
Mitt Romney = Metamorpho
Able to change shape at will to suit his current needs.
Rudy Giuliani = The Punisher
Italian American, native-New Yorker, people seem to like pretending he's a hero for some reason.
Al Gore = Galactus
Lurking out there somewhere, feeds off the destruction of the planet to maintain his massive girth.
Ron Paul = Matter-Eater Lad
Getting a lot of internet buzz, but... c'mon.

Nothing

I've got nothing today. Michgan just raised it's sales and income tax in the middle of the highest unemployment in the country. Thank goodness the Republicans didn't want it even thought they voted for it. BUT, they didn't want too. And I really want to vote for them but I won't. The Republicans are now the party of smaller big government. Just too depressed to blog.