Thursday, March 23, 2006

The Sky Fell on Chicken Large

Well, Kevin (Chicken Large to my kids) is gone from American Idol. The lispy little nerd who may or may not have thought he actually was a sex symbol recived the lowest votes on American Idol last night and will now begin his tour of sporting events nation wide. Better start learning the words to the national anthem Kevin!
What lesson have we learned from this?
Even nerds have their day? No.
Little guys can do big things? Yeah, right.
Obviously Paula didn't have a "relationship" with this guy? Maybe.
But the big lesson is... the internet is impotent.
The guys at www.votefortheworst.com were all over the place talking about how thier website had last year single handedly pushed the worst contestents into final rounds. They were on every major "news" show from Good Morning America to Larry King saying how they were responsible for Kevins success. Well, how do you feel this morning losers! You got voted out of the American Publics concious quicker than Will Makar. Who's that you ask? Exactly.

1 comment:

ejs said...

My stream of consciousness created by your post:

Zach Braff wrote and directed himself as the main character Andrew Largeman in his film Garden State.

He then voiced the character Chicken Little.

Ergo, Largeman played Little... or
Chicken Large. Interesting.