Canada upset the US in the world baseball championship yesterday. I need to blog.
Look, Canada, keep your grimey mittens off our national pastime. You already steal our jobs, cross our bridges, and TRY to play in our major sports leagues. Now you think you are going to go for world domination? I don't think so.
Let me just ask you, how many medals did Iraq or Afganastan win in the Winter Olympics? Well, come on, how many?
That's right, NONE! You know why? Because they messed with us, that's why? Beat us again and were coming in! (Hey, that be a good World Baseball Chant!)
BEAT US AGAIN... AND WE'RE COMING IN! BEAT US AGAIN... AND WE'RE COMING IN! U-S-A! U-S-A!
So if you want to keep enjoying your bacon and cuddling with your sled dogs you better cut it out.
Hey, look, do you see us messing with Curling?
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