Monday, March 06, 2006

The Academy Awards!

Didn't watch, don't care. So here's what I really want to talk about.
Did you see that Cheerleader that fell from the top of a pyramid at an NCCA game over the weekend? She plummeted to the ground and smacked her head on the hard wood floor. Pramedics ran out to her as the female cheerleaders cried and the male cheerleaders held each other. They strapped her to a board and placed a neck brace on her. Then it happened. As they began to carry her out, the patron saint of cheerleaders, Satan, got involved and the girl began to cheer. All the way out her hands and arms continued the cheers she had been doing as she yelled at the top of her lungs!
What is the moral? If you are a cheerleader and you're going to get hurt... make sure it's a head injury because it won't have any effect on your career.

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