Check out this article from Worldnetdaily.com:
Sasquatch fever has struck Malaysia, where an animal-protection group now claims to have "scientific evidence" to prove the existence of the legendary creature known as "Bigfoot."
"We will make public the evidence soon," said Bigfoot society member Tay Teng Hwa.
He noted a member of his group spent six years studying the creatures and interacted directly with the colony.
"The adult creatures are between 10 and 12 feet tall while their children are six- to seven-footers. Seventy percent of the Bigfoots [or is it Bigfeet?] have a human appearance but the rest resemble apes."
He described the creatures as being timid, with black hair on their bodies at young ages, turning brown as they grow older.
"They like to eat fish and fruits they gather in the jungles, including durian. They also have a liking for river water that contains dissolved salt and would walk for miles to get it," Tay added.
What more proof do you need than the say of a Malaysian Bigfoot Society? Now, I want an apology from those of you who said I was crazy for saying the Bigfoot colony was probably in Malaysia and they were only vacatoning here which is why they were so infrequently seen. Only one question left: Can the Pistons get a high enough draft to get one of those 12 footers?
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So this question comes to mind: If Rob Bell's next book, Dogs Playing Poker: Re-evaluating The Christian Bluff, uses this new evidence to help believers recreate their understanding of God's actual role in the origin or species, will you finally get off his back?
Is Ex Nihilo really an essential for recognizing God as Creator?
Rob Bell's a putz.
But tell us how you really feel.
This blog is running the risk of almost becoming serious like 5% of the time. I will not let this stand!
Frank, you, my friend, are also a putz.
Indeed, I am... you know me well.
"Oh..... we're the boys of the chorus,
We hope you like our show,
We know you're rooting for us,
But now we have to go!"
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