Once again America has proven what is truly our best source of education.... Television.
It seems the FBI is reporting criminals have gotten much better at cleaning up crime scenes since CSI has been on the air. It's doing for bleech what Friends did for coffee shops.
So if you want to further your education don't spend millions on college just tune into some of these suggested courses.
1) Battlestar Galactica: A Study in the Use of the Word "Frak"
2) Arrested Development (3 Semesters Only): Balancing Business and Family
3) Dancing with the Stars: Prostituting Your Body without Actually Having Sex
4) American Idol: How to Be a Better Encourager
5) My Name is Ed: Redneck 101
6) House: On Death and Dying
7) Lost: How to Look Like You Have Hair and Make-up People On a Tight Budget
8) NHL Hockey: Keys to Investment Success
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Good one, Barry. I did a recent post on the "CSI Effect" and came up with similar thoughts.
Funny, neither one of us indicated that we learn ANYTHING from VH-1's "Celebrity Fit Club." Maybe we're on to something.
-- david
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