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[To be Sung Outloud With a Panicked Voice In Your Workplace to the tune of "Santa Claus is Coming To Town]
Here comes Santa Claus, Here comes Santa Claus, drunk and in a rage.
Looting and flashing, shooting and crashing, get out of his way!
Now there's 40, still cavorting, what the heck is that smell?
Fat and aloof, but we've got no proof, 'cause he just tore the Santacam down!
Merry Christmas Everyone! Talk to you January 2nd!