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Five total scams in high school
1) class rings
2) cap and gown fees
3) Who’s Who Among American High School Students
4) prom
5) assemblies featuring christian rock bands
Five fake titles for those tiny booklets sold in the supermarket check-out line
1) How Kitties Pray
2) Sleep Your Carcinoma Away
3) Healthy Tomorrow…with Tarragon!
4) Armchair Aerobic Crunch
5) International Images of Jesus in Bread
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Five terrible fake names for your new Irish pub
1. O’Connor O’Connor’s
2. The Chunky Emerald Yawn
3. Tipsy McShamrock’s
4. Casey O’Familywrecker’s
5. Punchin’ Pete’s Place
Five annoying San Franciscan habits
1. hissing
2. eye-rolling
3. leaving notes
4. sighing
5. randomly yelling “hate crime!”
And one I made up:
Five addictive unlikely snacks I've discovered in the past year:
1. blue corn chips
2. seaweed rice "crackers"
3. dried peas covered in wassabi (horse-raddish) powder
4. frozen grapes
5. bullion cubes
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