Idol Talk

Well, Lakisha has finally worn out her welcome. She's just not likable and this is the second week in a row she's sung and ex-idol's "theme" song. Dang, KiKi, Fantasia just did that one on the same show less than a year ago and you're no Fantasia! (I just realized that's probably the gayest sentence I've ever writtern.) Your only hope is that Phil continues to refuse to grow hair and stays looking like an internet predator.

Best part of the show? Simon, while touring a food bank, shows actual surprise in meeting "nice" people and discovering that people outside the coasts actually help people. You mean Idol hosting a telethon isn't the only organization helping others in America? And those helping aren't paid! Wow! Stunner. That's what happens when the only Americans you talk to appear on television or movies.

Worst part? The whole "tragedy of the starving poor Americans" thing. Honestly, other than those who are mentally or physically unable to operate in our country we don't have anyone "starving" or "poor" when compared to the best off third world country. People need to get out of the American bubble and that doesn't mean taking a cruise to northern Honduras or backpacking in Europe.