10. You don't have the brains or the decency of a human being.
9. I wish you weren't mine.
8. I'm pretty sure you'll never date.
7. You're friends are so much cuter than you.
6. With your complexion maybe we should start considering make-up.
5. Maybe you should start wearing things that are a little more revealing, it may be your only hope.
4. My Hollywood friends think you're a loser.
3. I can't believe the court makes me spend time with you.
2. You're a thoughtless little pig.
1. Are you putting on weight?
If you haven't heard the story try guessing which of the above two he actually said!
Thank you Alec for making me feel like a better father.
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