Well, American Idol season 3 is over. The winner? Carrie Underwood. She's so cute. Even when she went 80's rocker she was cute. When she sang a song with the refrain, "I'm so evil", I thought... "She's so cute singing about being evil." We all know she'll end up a drug addicted, ex-Playmate, starring in her own sitcom, but for now she remains cute.
The runner-up? Bo Byce. You knew the "Rocker" Bo was in trouble when on vote night he ended up being Kenny Rogers to Carrie's Dolly Parton. See Bo was cool as the rocker, but as the Pop-tart that is American Idol continued week after week Bo was reduced to a guy who looked like an ex-Coke fiend who had been left popping lemon drops. It was sad as Idol sucked out his at-any-moment-I-could-beat-my-mother-in-a-drunken-rage charm.
So where's that leave us? Well, Carrie will have a great life as a country star for three weeks until fame catches up to her and Bo will find not becoming the American Idol saved his career.
But let's face it, neither of them were a Scott and this show blows "Star Wars III" out of the water!
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I can't believe it blew Star Wars III away! What about that part when Darth Vader slowly rises off his assembly table and starts singing "Blue Sueude Shoes"? That part rocked!!! Of course, I was hallucinating by then as my brain, overcome with grief, tried to come up with a more consistent plot.
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