Star Wars Pre-Review

I am writing this review of "Revenge of the Sith" before actually seeing the movie to see how my pre-review will match up with my post review.

The good:

1) The special effects were awesome. Never have space battles looked so real. It was great seeing some of the classic ships from the original movies.

2) John Williams music will never get old.

3) It made a good connection back to the first three.

4) The appearance of a young Han Solo.

4) The actors did a great job with the little they were given to work with

5) It was amazing when Obi-wan stuffed that grenade down Jar-Jar's throat and blew him to Kingdom Come.

6) The new planet "Awllnood" was really interesting.

7) I really liked Darth's musical production of "I Want to Know What Love Is"

9) No nerds dressed as Wookies.

The Bad:

1) No dialogue with more than 2 syllables

2) Chewbacca should have been unique. Too many monkeys.

3) Did they really have to have R2-D2 and Threepio Kiss?

4) The revelation that George W. was the Sith Lord.

5) When Anakin dropped into the lava and when they pull him out he's now being played by James Earl Jones just didn’t work.

6) No Lando.

7) The revelation that Jedi reproduce asexually and therefore Padame not really the mother of Luke and Leia.

8) At 7 hours, a bit too long.

9) To many nerds dressed as Jedi, with one fatal accident.

Final Verdict on a scale of 1-10: 8 (gosh I'm dreaming)