Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Runaway Bride

I wanted to avoid it but it's just to ripe. So the bride takes off for Vegas sticking her parents with a billion dollar bill, her husband-to-be with major embarassment, guests with some serious gifts left over, and a community with a lot of wasted time on their hands.
The question everyone's asking... What should happend to her?
Here's what I think.
I like the dithced husbands take. Look, as a Christian he needs to let her know she's forgiven, everyone makes mistakes, and everyone deserves a second chance. He needs to get her some counseling so she can develop a more healthy way of dealing with her problems. He needs to be a listening ear while working to redevelop the relationship and when she's ready he needs to reset the wedding date. All that effort will be worth it as on that day he turns to see his newly healthy bride coming down the aisle dressed in white... as he sprints by her and heads to VEGAS BABY!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! SUCKER!

So any other compassionate souls out there with solutions?

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