It seems in a move to be more PC Sesame Street has kicked off a year long story in which Cookie monster starts eating healthy. There will even be a new song replacing the classic "C" is for Cookie" called "A Cookie is Sometimes Food". We even have in the picture above Cookie Monster learning from his new friend Hoots the Owl about the benefits of eating fruits and vegatables.
You know if I'm a Sesame Street producer I don't mess with a monsters natural diet. Cookie has been eating nothing but cookies for the past 35 years and he looks pretty darn fit. I think that as he comes down from his cookies addiction were gonna have some problems here. I mean years of cookie eating have already made him pretty unstable, just look at how his eyes rattle around in his head.
I think these are some possibilities of what the future holds:
-Cookie gets a hankering for meat and goodbye hoots the owl.
-Cookie shows up on the set with a cleaver and and loaded .357
-Cookie quits the show and begins his own reality program called "D" is for drinking.
-Cookie runs off with Bert to Massachusets so they can get married and live a cookie lifestyle.
-Cookie joins Al-Queda, purchases a small tactical nuke, and forever ends the need for for the question, "Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?"
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