Ok, right after losing over 35 pounds for the second time in my life the Center for Disease Control comes out and says being overweight isn't that bad. In fact, being a little overweight is probably good for you! HOW DO YOU IDIOTS HAVE A JOB!!!!!
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention estimated today that packing on too many pounds accounts for 25,814 deaths a year in the United States. As recently as January, the CDC came up with an estimate 14 times higher: 365,000 deaths. That's 7th on the list of killers below heart disease, cars, and guns for goodness sake!!!!!
I'd be better off not driving a car than trying to stay a healthy weight! MORONS!
You know, there was a day when scientist were supposed to know more than God. What happened?
And to top it all off the head of the CDC makes this comment: "The CDC is not going to use the brand-new figure of 25,814 in its public awareness campaigns and is not going to scale back its fight against obesity." Basically saying, "Our public awareness campaigns purposely don't keep the public aware."
So even when they know the truth they won't share it because it doesn't fit their view! WHAT THE HECK! If they are going to say to heck with the facts and just promote their opinions.... why not JUST HIRE ME!!!!!!!
I'm going to have a twinkie. No several twinkies.
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3 comments:
Gotta love the CDC...pass the twinkies, will you, please?
Look, it's all very SIMPLE. Instead of a "food pyramid", we now have a "food tetrahedron". Actually, it's not really a tetrahedron because that is just a 3 dimensional object. To account for the varieties of humans, the "food tetrahedron" is an n-space representation of a 3 dimensional tetrahedron projected into an arbitrary number of compositive vectors. By solving a multi-dimensional algebraic matrix correlating such factors as age, race, religious background, blood type, weight, hair color, shoe size, height, left-handedness, political persuasion, and many others, it's a simple process (involving a 2340 node supercomputer cluster) to give you the exact right diet for you on a particular day! Simply enter in all our relevant data into our easy to use and non-private-data-pilfering government-sponsored website, and voila! A customized diet for YOU and YOU ALONE explaining how you are too fat and should eat more brocolli.
Mmmmm... tetrahedrons.
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