Silver and Gold

I'd like to give some Gold Medals out for outstanding performances at the Olymipics so far...

Gold metal to... The Fake Opening Ceremonies. Way to go communist governement in using your skills to digitally "enhance" the Opening Ceremonies. You know the "footprint fireworks"? Yeah, they really didn't exist. China added them to their media feed. What else didn't really exist... besides freedom.

Gold metal to... stabbing an American. Nothing says "Welcome to China USA!" like having one of our citizens fatally stabbed while walking down the street.

Gold metal to... Russia. While the US is handcuffed by promoting good feelings and peace by overlooking Communism during the Olympics, Russia invades Georgia. BRILLIANT! Look out Florida.

Silver metal to... the French relay swim team. After boasting they would crush the American swim team they surrended in the last 10m. The French getting tough? Au contraire.

Gold Metal to... gymnast costume material. It gives me hope that one day I can actually make my own superhero costume. Is it liquid metal?

Gold Metal to... George W. Basking in the glow of the bikini clad women's beach volleyball team and cheering on Kobe Bryant, he still has time to be irked by China's lack of freedom and the pesky invading Russians. That's Olympic level multitasking!