Okay, I thinks it's time to just shut New Orleans down and find another place to live. I know it's beautiful and full of cultural heritage and has a great view of the gulf. BUT IT'S ALSO WIPED OUT EVERY OTHER YEAR BY A HURRICANE! Look living on the edge of a volcano offers a great view of the countryside and cheap natural heat but you just can't live there.
And while we're at it, move at least 100 yards back from the Mississippi River, the edge of the Pacific Ocean, anywhere where people with machetes attack, and the cannibal village next to the Walmart.
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