Thursday, August 09, 2007

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The Mariner Moose tried to kill Coco Crisp. No it's not a gang fight between Cereal Mascots, it's and actual Major League Baseball story. Find the story here.
It seems the Moose took his little 4 wheeler and tried to gun poor Coco down. Now, the Moose isn't even going to be fired?!?! Do you know why? Cause he's from Seattle and Seattle is near... CANADA! The Great White North has devoured our borders and obviously annexed Seattle. Now at least we haven't lost and important state, but it's a state none the less. How long are we going to put up with these unguarded borders where Mooses, a Canadian creature, can freely roam our baseball fields trying to run over good, upstanding, citizens like Coco Crisp?I've been telling you for years if you are a reader of my previous blog site of the dangers of paying to much attention to our Southern boarder when the true threat is from the Hockey playing, bacon inhaling, snow ridden, neighbors to our North.Who will be next before we stop the maddness? Toucan Sam? Sugar Bear? The Trix Rabbit? Or, God forbid, Snap! Crackle! and Pop!It's time to wake up people.

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