It Might...

I'm so sick of "news" stories about windy parts of the ocean that MIGHT turn into hurricanes, which MIGHT hit your part of the country, and MIGHT kill your children, and MIGHT take jobs that Americans won't do. I've got some other stories we might as well report... "Wind May Become Tornado" "Rains this Fall May Cause Floods" "Criminals in Area May Cause Crime" "News Organizations Might Report News " (Okay, that one's a little far fetched.)