Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Quick Reminder

Just a little public service announcement today:

PLACES YOU SHOULD NOT CHOOSE TO LIVE
1) In a "bowl" below the Gulf of Mexico
2) Hurricane prone coastlines
3) Eroding Coastlines
4) Right on the shore of the Mississippi River
5) At the base of a volcano
6) Next to a tribe of Cannibals
8) Anywhere making the top ten on this list.
9) Or this list.
10) The past


So please remember if the real estate is cheap, scientist routinely point out how your town could be wiped out, you have pumps to keep your city dry, you live underneath anything you can't breath, or your local language is primarily French... it's time to move.

2 comments:

shannoncaroland said...

Barry... always exploring new depths of insensitivity.

Barry said...

Oh it was almost worse. Much, much, worse.