Israel as developed a robot that is able to shoot an Uzi, toss gernades, sniff out and disarm explosives, and work in the dark and up stairs. How long 'till these little monsters rebel against thier masters and take over?
Some suggestions on how we can all unite and try to stop the future:
1) Buy up every battery you see and throw them away.
2) Stop all research on liquid metal robots (their gonna be even worse)
3) Move to California where Arnie can protect you.
4) Keep a bucket of water by the front door to throw on the little buggers.
5) Develop your own personal army of robots.
6) Pray Global Warming gets us first.
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4 comments:
This line kills me:
"...and work in the dark and up stairs."
I know what you meant, but it immediately struck me funny that there would be anything impressive about a robot being able to work "up stairs." Is that more impressive than a robot that can work in the basement?
Like being in the dark and working up stairs was a phobia chip they have only recently conquered, achieving victory over the extreme hurdle of the "vertigo circuit."
Now that I think about the phrase it makes them sound weirdly sexy.
Better than having robots that are sexily weird... I guess.
I'm more worried about the Robots that have started to use The Force to perform amazing feats
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