Monday, November 07, 2005

Ooo Lah Lah

Well there is a major problem in the paradise that is France. It seems socialism doesn't make everyone happy or meet everyones needs... go figure. I had thought they would have made enough money off oil sales to Sadaam to end poverty. So, race, religious and socioeconomic based rioting has broken out in Paris and is spreading around the country. You'd think that since the French have had answers for all the US's problems they'd know how to handle this. But, the heart of their problem comes from one question they can't answer which has always been there rosetta stone in times of crisis... How do you retreat from yourself?

3 comments:

James said...

BAZ IS BAZCK!! (I already missed a whole week!) I'm still trying to get caught up on all the Arrested Development episodes that you recommended.

Maybe you missed the episode of The Daily Show where BILL O'REILLY was the guest. It was pretty good. Basically, Bill was railing on the French. Jon Stewart tried to put it in terms Bill could understand:

Bill: You think France is our friend? That's ridiculous. Why not be outraged against them. We saved their butts in WWII! Read a book!

Jon: That is a good point...but let me say this... If this were the Peanuts comic strips, France is Marci. Every now and again she shows up, she's standing next to Peppermint Patty, but nothing's happening with France! You know who's the problem? F***ing Lucy!

Anonymous said...

Yeah, but Marci's still just kinda creepy and someone needs to kick her ***.

Grizld Outdoors said...

My question about this whole France thing is "WHO CARES!"