Thursday, November 03, 2005

...And Other Dangers

You may have seen the article on the minister from the South who was killed over the weekend when he reached for a microphone during a baptism and was electrocuted. Now, you may think the role of Clergyman is safe and only filled by girly-men. Let me tell you baptismal gloworm is not the only danger we face on a daily basis. Here's some others...
  • Papercuts
  • Forgeting to put down scissors before making the sign of the cross
  • Slipping off a platform
  • Falling podiums
  • Potluck food poisonings
  • Tipping over in chair
  • Pew Paralysis
  • and the ever possible stoning

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