Sure, Russia is resuming building new nuclear weapons. Sure, George has uttered the phrase"World War III". Let's follow Good Morning America's lead and not waste time on the stupid stuff let's get right to the news that should be getting our attention...
What's up with Ellen's dog?
Things I've learned from the Ellen's dog story:
What's up with Ellen's dog?
Things I've learned from the Ellen's dog story:
- Dogs and cats don't get along.
- All of my dogs throughout my entire life have been abused. Who knew dogs weren't supposed to be in a household with children under 14?
- 5 weeks is more than enough time for your personal trainer to have acclimated your puppy and gotten it to act like a person.
- You should see your hairdresser everyday.
- You can break federal laws and still be a President or Congressman but pet adoption contracts are air tight.
- Lesbians with cats should not be allowed to adopt dogs.
- Never EVER watch the Ellen Degeneres show.
- Why should we be worried about World War III if we haven't solved major problems first? Like the problem of cats and dogs not getting along. Where do the canidates stand on this important issue?
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