Today's Time Waster... A Salute to North Korea!
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Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Thursday, October 12, 2006
Libre Allocution
It seems the French have made it illegal to say that you don't believe that the mass murder of Armenians in Turkey following WWI was genocide. Well, kudos to the Frogs for actually aknowledging evil in the world, it's big step forward for them, but since they are on a "make it to illegal to say" kick here's some other things it should be illegal for the French to say:
- Would you like some snails?
- I would like a hamburger.
- We are not snotty, we're just right.
- I don't think they'll attack.
- Hand me that pen, I'd like to sign your treaty.
- Would you like to buy some weapons?
- We had nothing to do with Canada.
- If it wasn't for us you'd never have won that revolution.
- Viva Le [fill in the blank]
- You can trust us.
- We surrender.
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Monday, October 09, 2006
The Big Bang
Well, it looks like North Korea has tested a nuke. The people in nearby Hiroshima aren't real thrilled. So the big question is...
Did you see that Tiger game? It was awesome. Man, the celebration afterward looked like we'd won the World Series. Guys running into the stand, spraying minors and State Troopers with champagne. It was just great.
Which brings us back to North Korea and the Nuke. You really want to take out an American city? Make sure the Tigers win the World Series and Detroit will be wiped off the map.
Did you see that Tiger game? It was awesome. Man, the celebration afterward looked like we'd won the World Series. Guys running into the stand, spraying minors and State Troopers with champagne. It was just great.
Which brings us back to North Korea and the Nuke. You really want to take out an American city? Make sure the Tigers win the World Series and Detroit will be wiped off the map.
Friday, October 06, 2006
October Surprise
This is like the Christmas of the political season. You never know what you're gonna get, but just like presents from your rich uncle, you know it's gonna be good.
This year, so far, we get the gay/pedophile/conservative/in the closet/who knew/pages scandal. However I agree with Limbaugh, I really miss the good old days when a sex scandal actually involved honest to goodness sex between a real live man and women. Ahhh... for the days of Gary Hart and Monkey Buisness. Figures that in the 21st century we'd be getting cyber surprises.
Following are my list of wanted October Surprises:
George Bush is revealed to be OBL with plastic surgery.
Hillary Clinton turns out to be a man.
The Senate decides to cut spending.
Area 51 is discoverd to simply be a strip club for congressman.
The State of North Dakota reunites with South Dakota.
W. Virgina turns out to simply be a prank.
It's revealed twinkies are acutally a biological democratic mind-control device.
Iran is made the 51st state.
Bill Clinton found to be having no sex.
Premptive nuke strike on Canada.
This year, so far, we get the gay/pedophile/conservative/in the closet/who knew/pages scandal. However I agree with Limbaugh, I really miss the good old days when a sex scandal actually involved honest to goodness sex between a real live man and women. Ahhh... for the days of Gary Hart and Monkey Buisness. Figures that in the 21st century we'd be getting cyber surprises.
Following are my list of wanted October Surprises:
George Bush is revealed to be OBL with plastic surgery.
Hillary Clinton turns out to be a man.
The Senate decides to cut spending.
Area 51 is discoverd to simply be a strip club for congressman.
The State of North Dakota reunites with South Dakota.
W. Virgina turns out to simply be a prank.
It's revealed twinkies are acutally a biological democratic mind-control device.
Iran is made the 51st state.
Bill Clinton found to be having no sex.
Premptive nuke strike on Canada.
Thursday, October 05, 2006
What the Heck!?!?!?!
LOST is still the best show on TV. The episode last night made you feel like you are being mentally totured right along with the characters. Do you trust her? Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.
Dang. Let me tell you how this show would have gone if I had been one of the survivors.
No way do I ever push the button. I open fire when the others hold Kate captive in the jungle that one night. I let Said torture the Other leader as much as he wants/needs too. I don't put my back against any wall or even talk to the chick holding me captive, and if I do when I make my escape she bites it and I flood the place.
Now the series would have lasted 1 episode but at least the suspense would be over! Stop playing games with us!!!!!!
It's absolutely fantastic.
Oh, and did you catch "The Nine" right after? Best first episode of a series since LOST.
And since I'm talking good TV the only things to be watching right now are: LOST, The Nine, Battlestar Gallactica, Eureka, The 4400, My Name is Earl, Mythbusters, Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, and Drake and Josh (for my kids of course).
What is the one thing all these shows prove? The new show Heroes really does suck.
Dang. Let me tell you how this show would have gone if I had been one of the survivors.
No way do I ever push the button. I open fire when the others hold Kate captive in the jungle that one night. I let Said torture the Other leader as much as he wants/needs too. I don't put my back against any wall or even talk to the chick holding me captive, and if I do when I make my escape she bites it and I flood the place.
Now the series would have lasted 1 episode but at least the suspense would be over! Stop playing games with us!!!!!!
It's absolutely fantastic.
Oh, and did you catch "The Nine" right after? Best first episode of a series since LOST.
And since I'm talking good TV the only things to be watching right now are: LOST, The Nine, Battlestar Gallactica, Eureka, The 4400, My Name is Earl, Mythbusters, Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, and Drake and Josh (for my kids of course).
What is the one thing all these shows prove? The new show Heroes really does suck.
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Monday, October 02, 2006
All Naked First Episode of LOST!
That's right, it's time for a sports post!
Dateline Detroit:
Pistons: Ben "I'll stay here forever so get rid of Darko" Wallace leaves the Detroit Pistons after being a major part of their choke in the offseason.
Tigers: If you told me at the begginning of the season we'd be a Wild Card team I'd have been overwhelmed. If you'd told me they'd lead their division since May and then lose it in the 12th inning of the last game and the only long standing record they'd set is to be swept by Kansas City for the first time in 26 years, I would have sent them a crate of steroids.
Lions: Not only does this team tank my real life hopes every year but they now crush my fantasy sports life also. The Lions mangaged in the last 2 minutes of Sunday's game to not only lose the real game but take me from a 1 pt. lead in my fantasy lead to a 12 pt. deficit.
RedWings: Not too much disappointment here... yet.
THEREFORE, I am in search of a new sports town to call home. The leading picks are:
Chicago: I hate everything about Chicago sports but... it's where Pistons go to die, they have 2 baseball teams to hope for, and their football team takes less than 60 years to rebuild.
Cincinatti: The Bengals look cool, the Reds are fairly consistent, but they have no NBA team. Oh, and I really like the zoo.
Pittsburgh: I'm already a Steelers fan from living their for awhile, so I'm not all bandwagon, thier baseball team has no money so they never fail to meet expectations, and the Penguins tend to have good years every once in a while. Still no NBA but I love perogies.
So let me know who I should pick. Or put in you choice.
End of Sports Blog.
Dateline Detroit:
Pistons: Ben "I'll stay here forever so get rid of Darko" Wallace leaves the Detroit Pistons after being a major part of their choke in the offseason.
Tigers: If you told me at the begginning of the season we'd be a Wild Card team I'd have been overwhelmed. If you'd told me they'd lead their division since May and then lose it in the 12th inning of the last game and the only long standing record they'd set is to be swept by Kansas City for the first time in 26 years, I would have sent them a crate of steroids.
Lions: Not only does this team tank my real life hopes every year but they now crush my fantasy sports life also. The Lions mangaged in the last 2 minutes of Sunday's game to not only lose the real game but take me from a 1 pt. lead in my fantasy lead to a 12 pt. deficit.
RedWings: Not too much disappointment here... yet.
THEREFORE, I am in search of a new sports town to call home. The leading picks are:
Chicago: I hate everything about Chicago sports but... it's where Pistons go to die, they have 2 baseball teams to hope for, and their football team takes less than 60 years to rebuild.
Cincinatti: The Bengals look cool, the Reds are fairly consistent, but they have no NBA team. Oh, and I really like the zoo.
Pittsburgh: I'm already a Steelers fan from living their for awhile, so I'm not all bandwagon, thier baseball team has no money so they never fail to meet expectations, and the Penguins tend to have good years every once in a while. Still no NBA but I love perogies.
So let me know who I should pick. Or put in you choice.
End of Sports Blog.
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