... and you're to blame! Baby, you give stingrays a bad name.
Ok a couple things about the death of the Crocodile Hunter:
1) Was anyone really surprised?
2) I'm sure it wasn't "they way he'd want to have gone". Unless he'd always thought "I'd like to be punctured through the heart by a stingray on camera with my 8 year old watching." Crikey!
But, it was an appropriate death for a guy who's job was wrestling dangerous animals. So it got me thinking, what kind of death would be "they way they wanted to go" for other occupations?
Clergy: Crucifiction or drug overdose (stoned).
Lawyers: Crushed under a defective bookshelf full of legal textbooks.
MovieStars: Sent into an epyleptic shock by the strobe flashes of a million Paparzzis at their big premiere.
PopStar: Quirk wardrobe malfunction.
Politicion: A porkbarrel bridge in their home district collapses while they drive across it to a fund raising event.
Major League Baseball Player: Heart explodes after hitting their 233 homerun of the season using the new untracable "performance enhancer".
Blogger: Sleep deprivation due to reading the unlimited response to his lastest blog.
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