Why Google Will Always Be the Best

So it looks like some site calling itself Cuil (pronounced "cool") is trying to challenge Google for the world's best search engine. Look, there's one way to prove this isn't true. Google "Barry Zimmerman" and check out carefully the first page and then Google images for "Barry Zimmerman". Google is the man. Besides, who's gonna start using "Cuil" as a verb? "Hey, can you cuil me the movie times for the Dark Knight?" "I need someone to Cuil me a picture of an exploding gorilla." Yeah, that's pretty uncuil.