Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Not Very Christian

Reasons Christian Bale Most Likely Beat Up His Mom and Sister:
1) He doesn't need a reason, he's Batman
2) They figured out his secret identity
3) They tried to break his newspaper strike
4) His sister had just been found to be out drinking with Robin
5) His mom didn't think the Dark Knight was violent enough
6) They kept refering to him as "Batboy"
7) He only gave them 15 million of his take for the Dark Knight
8) They said Chuck Norris was tougher
9) They kept asking if he and Harvey Dent were "superfriends"
10) Who doesn't want to hit thier sister?
11) They started asking too many questions about what happened to the "other" Rachel

1 comment:

Barry said...

Who can explain #3?