Fat Cat

You've probably seen the story of the 40+ pound cat that needs adopting (it's on the front page of the newspapers since it's a slow news period with just war and elections and governement indictments out there). We'll I've been reading possible names for the cats... here are some of my favorites:
Girthfield
Beefer Sutherland
Jose Catseco
Rush Limbaugh
Al Gore
Tiny
Raymond Purr
Kirstie Alley-Cat
Bruce
Tabbyfat

That Was Close...

Man, John McCain... standing at the oil rig... Obama not getting any traction... Americans starting to really rip the Dems for not allowing drilling... AND... AND... AND...
McCain gives a hint he may have cancer and raise taxes. WHEW! That was close. For a moment there I thought we might have a race.

Why Google Will Always Be the Best

So it looks like some site calling itself Cuil (pronounced "cool") is trying to challenge Google for the world's best search engine. Look, there's one way to prove this isn't true. Google "Barry Zimmerman" and check out carefully the first page and then Google images for "Barry Zimmerman". Google is the man. Besides, who's gonna start using "Cuil" as a verb? "Hey, can you cuil me the movie times for the Dark Knight?" "I need someone to Cuil me a picture of an exploding gorilla." Yeah, that's pretty uncuil.

Dont' Bug Me!

Begin rant....
Did you know there are no bugs in Colorado Springs? I haven't seen or been bit by a single mosquito, have seen about 5 flies, a few ants, and some gnats at the beach. But, otherwise it's a bug free paradise! IN YOUR FACE MICHIGAN YOU BUG INFESTED HAND SHAPED STATE!!!!
Of course lions are ravaging the countryside here, but at least the Lions here are having some success.
End of rant.....

President of the World

So who are you voting for for President of the World? I thought Obama made a good case for himself. I mean hold a speech while giving out free beer and you could really win some people over. Meanwhile, McCain hasn't even tried to win the votes of any Europeans! How's he gonna get enough electoral votes if he loses France or Sweden? Personally, I don't really care for either of them. I kinda like Madonna's chances. She was even willing to move to London. That's what I want to see in our next President.

AHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Facebook's down! Facebook's down! Facebook's down! Facebook's down! What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? Where's Obama? Where's McCain? Why has God forsaken me?

On the same day this is reported? And the Xfile movie comes out? Coincidence? I think not. If it's not the Canadians it's always the aliens.

Not Very Christian

Reasons Christian Bale Most Likely Beat Up His Mom and Sister:
1) He doesn't need a reason, he's Batman
2) They figured out his secret identity
3) They tried to break his newspaper strike
4) His sister had just been found to be out drinking with Robin
5) His mom didn't think the Dark Knight was violent enough
6) They kept refering to him as "Batboy"
7) He only gave them 15 million of his take for the Dark Knight
8) They said Chuck Norris was tougher
9) They kept asking if he and Harvey Dent were "superfriends"
10) Who doesn't want to hit thier sister?
11) They started asking too many questions about what happened to the "other" Rachel

Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty

Okay, last week I told you about our Lion alert. I survived that but now word comes of another big cat warning. Seems a local prize llama (I didn't even know they had contest) has been killed by a mountain lion. I'm afraid to go outdoors. I'm just hoping the mountain lion runs into the African lion and we can kill two birds (cats?) with one stone.

10 Word Review

The Dark Knight: Dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, dark, incredible.

Where Was I?

Went as a sponsor to the amusement park in Denver today. The first ride we rode was the "Minderaser". Hey, when did I move near Denver?

Lion Alert!

It seems a lion is on the loose today in good old Falcon, Colorado where my new church is located. I recieved a phone call warning me. Usually, I wouldn't worry about it but it just happens today is the day my material for our new church promotion, "Meridian Point... the cats out of the bag!", arrives ... it's a hundred pounds of catnip. Some coincidence, huh?

(Yes, a part of that story is actually true.)

Hey, I'm gonna try to blog on a regular basis again! Blog to ya tomorrow.