Criminals Wanted

Hey, I know jobs are hard to come by here in Michigan (take that George W., we'll have no part of your economy, unlike the rest of the nation, that'll teach you!) so I suggest moving to Jacksonville, FL and becoming a professional criminal.
Where should you start? First I'd try being a hitman targeting people in apartments owned by Village Green Cos. It seems they fired an employee who, at 2am, responded to yells of a women saying she'd been shot by grabbing a shotgun, running to her aid, and stopping her from bleeding out from a gunshot wound to the leg. That was against company policy. So, sounds like this would be a pretty good place to work if you like shooting people.
If that's a little to extreme for your criminal tendancies why not try being a professional thief and target Jacksonville Home Depots? A man tried to steal $1100 in goods but was confonted in the parking lot by an employee... so of course the employee was fired. Why? I assume because you know what stopping criminals would do for the quickly growing criminal job market in Jacksonville?
So feel free to move to Jacksonville and become a professional criminal. Unless the crime you want to commit is stoppping criminals. In which case I'd recommend Gotham City.