Wednesday, December 05, 2007

Best of TICS: Pull 'em Up 2-22-05

Ahh, the fashion police. If you live in Virginia you better get those pants up. That's right the Virginia house voted 60-34 for a bill which would impose a $50 fine on anyone whose boxers, briefs or thongs peek above their pants or skirts.
Finally, the government is getting to some important issues. Forget immigration, jobs, terrorism, and constitutional freedom, we need more lawmakers like the guys in the Virginia House. So come on lawmakers let's move on some other pressing issues of our day:
-Rounding up and killing that whole breed of hairless cats.
-Raising the minimum wage to $50 an hour, so I can work part-time at McDonalds and play more video games.
-Speeding up global warming, at least in Michigan.
-Shooting on site anyone who doesn't use a turn signal
-Deporting all Canadians
-Kicking Virginia out of the Union
-Sentencing Ashley Simpson to the chair

3 comments:

Barry said...

By "Canadian" I of course meant... Germans?

James said...

"a bill" which would impose a $50 fineWay to TRY to be subtle, Baz, but can you for once quit with the Clinton bashing!? The man left office 5 years ago, can't we just move on!?

Barry said...

Welcher you will LOVE tomorrows post. BWAHHAHAHAH!!!!!