New Jersey recently held a contest for a new state motto... who didn't see this as a bad idea. Among my favorite suggestions:
"New Jersey: You Got a Problem With That?"
"NJ: How You Doin'?!"
And "Most of Our Elected Officials Have Not Been Indicted."
So I am calling all TICS readers to submit their ideas for state Mottos. I will choose the winner and present them with an award.
"Michigan: It's still snowing."
"California: The Land of Fruits and Nuts"
"Michigan: It's still, still snowing."
"Texas: Draw!"
"Texas: A Good Place to Die"
"Florida: We Ain't Getting Any Younger"
"Pennsylvania: If You Like Taxes, You'll Love Us!"
"Michigan: Come See if It's Still Snowing"
"Tennessee: Hell's Portal"
"Arkansas: Don't Bother"
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"Nevada: There's a 50/50 Chance You'll Love It!"
"Nevada: Bet You'll Have Good Time"
"Nevada: What Happens In Nevada is Covered By Your Health Insurance"
Wyoming: Come enjoy Brokeback Mountian first hand.
Indian: Amish Welcome.
Oops, I forgot the extra "a".
Florida: "Bring out your dead"
Florida: "Bring out your dead (voters)"
Florida: "Come meet the human prunes."
Florida: God's Waiting Room
W. Virginia: GOT SHEEP?
North Dakota: Eh.
Hawaii: Yes, we're a State.
Alaska: The Cool Canada.
NJ: Yes, we *do* like it here.
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