Monday, October 31, 2005

Great Tricks for Halloween

Ok, so everyone has TP'ed or jumped out and scared trick-treaters or held someone in their basement for weeks as Halloween gags but come on those are getting old. Let's see some creativity. Like the women in Delaware who commited suicide by hanging herself from a tree right in the middle of the neighborhood. Police weren't notified for 3 hours because people thought it was a cool Halloween decoration. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! Good one.
So here are a few ideas:
-Pass out laxitives as candy!
-Dress up as Cinderella and let your grade school age children drive you around for trick-or-treating.
-Instead of TP'ing use razorwire.
-Invade Iran.
-Nominate Harriet Myers... again.

Just as few ideas, but I'm open to more.

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