Wednesday, February 28, 2007

So They Found Jesus Tomb

So I assume this means Cameron is granting that the Bible texts are reliable and accurate at least in many areas? So how exactly is he deciding which parts are accurate (there was a Jesus, in Jerusalem, had parents Mary and Joesph, knew a Mary Magdelene, died at the time the Bible claims) and which are not (wasn't single or ressurected)? How much of the rest of the Bible would he now claim is accurate?
Gotta love movie makers playing historians and archeologist. Maybe he should be in charge of making the next Indiana Jones movie?

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Hmmm...

So it's now being reported that Al Gore's house uses 20x's the electricity and gas of the average house in Tennesee. Hmmm...

You know at this point I'm kinda hoping for two things on the human caused global warming front:
1) Al moves to Michigan and uses some of that energy abuse to warm up our freaking freezing weather!
2) We all need to step up usage and finish the world off so I don't have to listen to all the hypocrisy anymore. (I just bought a Dodge 1500 pick-up so I'm doing my part, it burns gas while turned off in the garage)

As a sidebar: How come so many who write off Christianity because of all the hypocirisy will joyfully jump into bed with the human caused global warming crowd and overlook all their hypocrisy?

Monday, February 26, 2007

A Green Oscar

I'M BACK!!!!!! BECAUSE THE OSCARS TICKED ME OFF!!!!!!!
What the heck does a green Oscar mean? You fly your private jet to the airport where you are picked up by your limo, driven to your glitzy hotel where you pick-up your rented Hybrid and drive it to the ceremony where you are greeted by a blinding use of electricity?
I like watching, and having seen very few of the nominated movies, simply guessing who will win based on who has the most politically correct qualities. I'm usually about 85% right.
Ugh. You know what. The only way I could watch that thing is if they would make voting more like American Idol (It worked for Jennifer Hudson.) Have us call in and vote the winners and have a panel of movie critics yelling rude stuff at the nominees.
"Leo, the best thing you did in that movie was die."
"Jennifer, it's too bad you don't look like Beyonce."
"Clint, does your daughter have to drive your wife too school or do you let her ride the bus?"
"Ellen, help me out I can't remember, are you still gay?"
"George and Steven good to see you here but the only thing I care about is get that Indy movie made before Harrison dies or wins and Oscar and won't do it."
Now wouldn't that be much more entertaining?"


Yes, this is what got me to blog. I'll try to rant more regularly.